Blunket Blunken

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009

fuck it bucket

Metaphorically, the place you put things that you don't really care about or want to deal with at the time. Also, something you would normally care about, but don't at the moment.

Man, I don't want do this right now. I'll just put it in the "fuck it bucket."

Ehhh...Just put it in the fuck it bucket.

by robdog07319 January 9, 2010

poo bucket

the worse thing ever to fall into

<A>Hey, that kid just fell into the poo bucket.
<B> Ok , ill go get my gun.

by King of yesterday July 24, 2006

baby bucket

A uterus. Alternatively, the woman surrounding said uterus.

Tell her she's not your chosen baby bucket. Now!

by alexlee June 27, 2008

bucket

helmet

"get your bucket."

by noixz January 14, 2009

bucketfanny

a big, sloppy, cavernous vagina

"she had such bad bucketfanny, fucking her was like going through a drive thru car wash."

"you could fit five cocks in that bucketfanny."

by aesnar September 18, 2006

kansas bucketshot

The act of when having the runs and shitting all over your partner's back when she not looking. It runs down there back into a bucket. When your done, your partner dumps the bucket on your chest.

Did you hear about johnny doin the kansas bucketshot on that hoe?

by canadian_niglet February 11, 2010