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brad johnson

Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).
Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.
by MegaWak August 1, 2016
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Brad

Brad is that kid who always bullies you as a joke. Sometimes it's funny and sometimes it's tiring. He will also grief your minecraft world if you're not careful but sometimes he can be a real brother. Just remember to never trust a Brad
Omg Brad griefed my minecraft world and told me to kill myself 😒
by Not 🅱️alden July 16, 2020
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brad

A amazing dragon that lived on ClickWell's stream and he killed it.
Brad is amazing and loves eating tacos with Eli.
by fantasyanimalvegan February 10, 2023
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French Brad Pitt

A title where you don't have to look or be anything like the other guy to have.
The French Brad Pitt might as well be the French Shaquille O'Neal, why not?
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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Brad

Hes a nice guy , extremely overweight , and usually a huge geek for superheros and stupid stuff . Can be funny but sometimes you just think shut up you fat whopper. He's probably nice too girls and then everybody think he has thousands of girls . Racist,sexist,homophobic and basically really annoying . Also he's probably suicidal from time too time . He loves his family and kids and enjoys work as a plumber or some kind off high wage job
Brad is a fat , Simp of a twat
by 1234mynamebrad January 18, 2021
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Brad

Brad is the type of person to root through the bins of his town with no remorse, unwavering even when caught and abhorred. He takes a strange pride in finding stale baked goods and often offers them to the townspeople, keeping silent of their questionable origins.

Despite this strange hobby, Brad is a benevolent spirit who helps his friends in need who accidentally blow their farm up. People with this name will own a four legged companion who wreaks havoc upon others. Sneaking into their houses after dusk and blocking their path into bed, causing them to pass out before curfew and incur a hefty medical bill. All Brad's will laugh every time their fellow farmhand threatens to put the dog up for adoption.

The fellow farmhand is not amused.
Brad: ''Hey I found some cookies in the bin!''
by CallumHater123 June 22, 2025
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brad

brad
by 2 glocks on 22gz November 19, 2020
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