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Hanger Baby

An insult against people, mostly children, calling them a failed abortion through the hanger method where you would insert a hanger in the vagina attempting to kill the baby. If the baby survives and is born then they are a hanger baby (normally having brain damage).
by msfnxy June 3, 2021
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Milkshake Baby

The result of a woman becoming pregnant after having sex with multiple men.
After a wild night of partying and sex, the woman realized she may be pregnant with a milkshake baby.
by cgrgnr March 29, 2010
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Floor Baby

Someone, who when there is a chair available, will still sit on the floor like an idiot.
Philip flopped on the floor as soon as he entered Shawn ' s apartment.

"You silly floor baby" said shawn.
by philbobaggins October 26, 2016
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Baby Loads

The relatively small amount of semen ejaculated by teens who masturbate at a young age. Typically, Baby Loads are most often seen in the 11 to 13 year range, but can be present in people of any age.
The term can also define any load or ejaculate which is sub par in density. Presence of Baby Loads is much more common in chronic masturbatory cases.
*Friends find video of a friend masturbating on his laptop from several years prior*

Steve: Bro, I've just seen a video of you tuggin'! Daaamn!

Matt: Fuck man, don't judge me! I was like, 14! I was shootin' Baby Loads back then!
by whereised March 21, 2011
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Band Baby

A baby borne from multiple male band members sleeping with either a female band member or a female roadie, Usually the father is unknown and will remain so and the baby will be raised by the whole band.
Woman: "I slept with Jim, Shady and Rick and I have no clue who the father is."

Man: "Sounds like you're having a band baby."
by TheMsource December 18, 2012
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Rainbow Baby

A baby born after the loss of a child.

Examples: A child that is born alive and survives after a miscarriage, stillbirth or the death of a child of any age.
"Jordan is my rainbow baby 🌈. After the loss of my child I didn't think I could go on, but then I found out I was having a baby and I knew she was going to be someone worth sticking around for.

I miss eldest child every day, but her rainbow baby sister carries on her name and we live on to make her proud."
by Hilarityrarity December 18, 2021
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Bag of Babies

The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.
Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."

Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"
by Odeebee August 10, 2017
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