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Baby Loads

The relatively small amount of semen ejaculated by teens who masturbate at a young age. Typically, Baby Loads are most often seen in the 11 to 13 year range, but can be present in people of any age.
The term can also define any load or ejaculate which is sub par in density. Presence of Baby Loads is much more common in chronic masturbatory cases.
*Friends find video of a friend masturbating on his laptop from several years prior*

Steve: Bro, I've just seen a video of you tuggin'! Daaamn!

Matt: Fuck man, don't judge me! I was like, 14! I was shootin' Baby Loads back then!
by whereised March 21, 2011
mugGet the Baby Loadsmug.

Floor Baby

Someone, who when there is a chair available, will still sit on the floor like an idiot.
Philip flopped on the floor as soon as he entered Shawn ' s apartment.

"You silly floor baby" said shawn.
by philbobaggins October 26, 2016
mugGet the Floor Babymug.

Milkshake Baby

The result of a woman becoming pregnant after having sex with multiple men.
After a wild night of partying and sex, the woman realized she may be pregnant with a milkshake baby.
by cgrgnr March 29, 2010
mugGet the Milkshake Babymug.

Frog Baby

The act of pulling a hideous face which resembles the infamous "frog baby". The origin of this hideous face can be traced back many years. Commonly reffered to as a Raita, this ugly face can cause serious damage to the eyes and mental health of those watching.
Holy shit! Did you see the king pull that frog baby?
by nevillebartos December 3, 2010
mugGet the Frog Babymug.

Bag of Babies

The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.
Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."

Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"
by Odeebee August 10, 2017
mugGet the Bag of Babiesmug.

Band Baby

A baby borne from multiple male band members sleeping with either a female band member or a female roadie, Usually the father is unknown and will remain so and the baby will be raised by the whole band.
Woman: "I slept with Jim, Shady and Rick and I have no clue who the father is."

Man: "Sounds like you're having a band baby."
by TheMsource December 18, 2012
mugGet the Band Babymug.

Baby Cougar

(n.) a confident woman age 35-39 who is usually out of the club scene but like to go every once in a while just to turn up. She easily attracts men who are younger than she is because of her beauty, wisdom and drama-free lifestyle. She enjoys girl trips, dick deliveries, collecting vibrators, island baecations, getting dolled up for dinner dates, drinking wine at home, spa dates, cooking to old R&B, calm bars and lounges, and weekends having nasty sex and watching movies.
Girl 1: Did you see your mom dancing with that college boy last night?

Girl 2: Yes! He followed her around like a puppy dog all night!

Girl 1: She took him home! Girl, Yo mama is a baby cougar!
by Btwitsjennifer May 30, 2018
mugGet the Baby Cougarmug.

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