A swimming stroke requiring (in theory) super human strength and extraordinary coordination, but characterized ( in actuality) by randomly placed arm movements and erratic breathing patterns. Performance of this stroke is usually accomplished by incessant yelling on the part of the coach, sheer hysteria on the part of the parent and near drowning on the part of the swimmer.
Person 1: Coach said we have to do a 200 butterfly.
Person 2: So what you're trying to say is that coach wants us to die and give a reason to get yelled at?
Person 1: Basically
Person 2: So what you're trying to say is that coach wants us to die and give a reason to get yelled at?
Person 1: Basically
by SwimmersLife November 24, 2017

code name for a guy who tells you they like you but refuses to tell his ex about and makes out with other bitches at the bar in front of you. But you still stay with him.
by LVIprenee November 14, 2022

The act of rubbed your butt with another persons butt while being lathered with soap. Much like a butterfly kiss but with buttcheeks.
by Stoctopus March 16, 2021

when woman has to use man or vice versa for a sex healing practice, due from vagina suffering tampon tear, the penis being distraught in itself from too much condoms or bruised, or just outright not healthy, or vagina bruise from pap smear metal rod that some girls are allergic to, or after being washed from being exposed to harmful gases, alchohol, or other substances.
I can't believe that sometimes we need to use a butterfly donation to keep or privates sparkling.....
Without a butterfly donator everyone knew her clit would've been a camel toe or maybe inside out.
Without a butterfly donator everyone knew her clit would've been a camel toe or maybe inside out.
by europopian August 23, 2009

When someone slaps another in the face with their large labia. It's like when dudes slap other people in the face with their dick, but its pussy lips.
by FlameBrane September 1, 2023

The deception butterfly produced by fake news was so vast they had to get the President involved in damage control.
Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.
Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.
by Ontological June 24, 2018

