burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

by FMBC25 December 22, 2024

you burnt my wiener

you messed me up

“Dude, you burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier”

by gggMer11 June 21, 2025

burnt my wiener

Messed me up

Alternately: I burnt my wiener, meaning I messed up

“Dude, you totally burnt my wiener in Fortnite earlier”

by gggMer11 June 21, 2025

Burnt Kumquat

When you torch massive load of cum and shove it in a woman's stink star and eat it out

I was eating the burnt kumquat then I lost all sense of taste

by Pablo42069 February 12, 2025

Uh Papyrus, I burnt the water

A classic Undertale meme where sans ends up burning water and burning down his and Payrus' house.

Uh Papyrus, I burnt the water
SANS HOW THE F*** DID YOU BURN THE WATER
I DON'T KNOW IT JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE

by This guy man... March 22, 2025

burnt poo in a pull up

Crispy burnt.

Burnt poo in a pull up tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 May 20, 2023

Burnt ends

Burnt end are a down syndrome persons favourite food

Man: Hey Adam Libby whats ur favourite food?

Adam: BURNT ENDS MMMMMMMMM NOTTTT BADDDDD

by piggies fiddler May 20, 2023