Miguel: Hey you're getting a little too interested in the Civil War
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer
by Brad Seltzer Fan December 19, 2021
Get the Brad Seltzermug. A football player who received lots of backlash for excreting on a car, he was slated for a long time however Preston North End love him and has now acquired the chant “he’ll shit on your car”
Brad Potts scored an astronomical karate kick goal, what a legend
I hope Brad Potts excretes on my car.
I hope Brad Potts excretes on my car.
by CheddyEvans69 December 22, 2022
Get the Brad pottsmug. by purphanz January 26, 2024
Get the St Brad of Tobleronemug. by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022
Get the Brad Paisleymug. The male equivalent of "Karen." Essentially a man who is critical of progressive views, rude to people in the service industries, among other similar behaviors.
"Hey honey, could you get the manager for me? This salmon is cold," Brad to a waitress. "Sir, it's smoked salmon, you fucking Brad," the waitress says as understanding she just lost her $2.13 tip.
by Yumutha69 August 18, 2022
Get the Bradmug. by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019
Get the Brad Swansonmug. The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012
Get the Brad luckmug.