Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.
Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.
by Vajeebi February 27, 2016
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Brad

Currently overdosing on Oxy
Goddamit Brad not again
by ass shmooper August 26, 2017
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Brad

A sexy scruffy man who takes care of you while he guzzles 1942. He’s often grumpy and so you will be too. When he’s stingy with affection it will make you furious. When he’s loving he’s heaven to be with. I like to remind him to laugh at life and enjoy every moment even and especially the boring ones. He gets really mad when I point out that I think he’s wrong so sometimes it’s best to just hold his hand and let him drive in the wrong direction for 30 minutes until he figures it out himself. He knows he is loved but has a hard time feeling it. It takes a special persistence and lack of ego to make Brad feel loved.
Brad loves me. 🤍
by yourwelcomez November 23, 2021
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Brad

brad is beautiful and sexy
by b r a d February 27, 2022
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Brad Lee

Brad Lee is the hottest light skin in the 612. Standing at 6’1, half black half Dominican with eyes that can make you do something dangerous, it’s hard to look a way. One lip bite and you might find yourself acting up… just be sure you have $20 on hand.
Damnnnny’all see Brad Lee today? Wish I had $20 on me.
by Not Brad Lee November 22, 2021
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Brad

Biggest waste of oxygen.. absolute let down of a human. Brad will just take liberties out of your life.

Brad is the type of the guy who will try and still fail to make you happy.
That guy Brad is a big drip and a waste of oxygen
by Sk8erBoi November 23, 2021
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Doing a Brad

Doing a Brad is when you don’t drink on nights out because you only want to put your penis in an exhaust engine

Doing a Brad is looking like a chipmunk, Theordore not Alvin

Doing a Brad is going into the store for some Yeezys but coming out of it with HIV and some Reebok classics
“I’m doing a Brad and I don’t want a beer tonight thanks mate I wanna shag a Citreon C1”
by Bradreecee76 April 16, 2019
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