Australian

An american but with spiders and shit.

"you australians are just americans but with spiders and shit"

-TommyInnit

by American with spider November 3, 2020

Australian suicide

When you overdose in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse

Yo, what happened to Johnny Sparks from senior year?

Heard he committed and Australian suicide

by EmpyreanHalo January 9, 2021

Australian

The Texan version of Britain

Are you Australian?
"Yeh owd ye kno m8?"

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Australian Motorboat

1. Motorboating but down under and bit to the rear.

2. The act of someone oscillating their face back and forth while pressed against your gooch, while making 'brrrrrrr' sounds.

3. Motorboating for your gooch.

Guy 1: Gee this Coronavirus is really allowing me to find out more about what I like in bed
Guy 2: Oh yeah me too, the wife gave me an Australian Motorboat last night it was nuts

by dinkysweets104 February 8, 2021

Australian kitchen

(slang) A barbecue grill. Made popular through its use on Top Gear, during a cattle drive in Australia.

We were given some horrible camping stuff and an Australian kitchen. And once that had been set up, we had to catch our supper.
I fired up my Australian kitchen and cooked up some steaks.

by daz14lpa February 20, 2021

Australian bushfire

When you douse your partner's pubes with gasoline then light it up, giving them a bushfire at their down under.

Dave felt adventurous last night, so I tried the Australian bushfire on him! Pity he is in the hospital now.

by potatoe_in_my_ass March 1, 2021

Australian butterfly kiss

When one uses their eyelashes to tickle a woman’s clitoris.

A butterfly kiss but down under.

You see his eyelashes? I’d let him give me an Australian butterfly kiss.

by Kind fellow March 11, 2021