apples to oranges

a comparison that is unfair because the subjects cannot be evaluated according to the same criteria

This discussion on who has the most authority in the county is apples to oranges. We are getting nothing done.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011

Apple Computers

A term often used by people who think that the sun shines out of Steve Jobs's ass. While Apple do make good computers for design/media work, the unofficial fanclub gets irritating.

Example of Apple Computers user: "ipod: An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet."

Pot & kettle? It's also amusing that he assumes that everyone who dislikes it is "poor". I guess he's just a moronic spoilt little nerd.

by nameless345435 December 6, 2006

apple bottom

nicely shaped booty

My girl's got that apple bottom. Especially in those jeans!

by vonnie June 21, 2003

apple ass

An ass that is shaped like an apple.

A complement given to someone with a nice ass

Blank has an apple ass that drives his girlfriend crazy

by 123321 August 2, 2004

Apple Man

A male who likes to stick apples up his anus.

"Dude don't eat that apple it's been used by the Apple Man."

by BistoYeti December 17, 2008

green apple

the most delicious curvacious type of booty

Gary: did you see the green apple on that girl?
Chase: pretty sure that was a guy.

by CooCooCoo January 17, 2006

Apple Picking

A crime currently gaining traction in urban areas in which someone steals an iPhone out of the user's hand and or pocket. The attacks sometimes involve force, though most of the time they are grab and runs. People who have been Apple picked often describe it as a horrifying if not demeaning experience in which they were psychically and or psychologically threatened.

Gangster 1: "Yo, I'm 'bout to go Apple picking man Imma sell that shit on ebaae"
Gangster 2: "Yae man, grab ya glock we goin steal a iPhone tonight!"

2 Hours later:

Gangster 1: "We totally Apple picked that bitch man!"
Gangeter 2: "What's that sound?"

This is the police, come out your house with your hands behind your head!

Gangster 1&2: Aeeeehhhhh shit!

by therewerenousernames October 21, 2013