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alien

my name is baldnora. i'm a alien from space outer
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by baldnora January 8, 2024
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Aliens

I guess, yeah... I hadn't though about that before... Why would they NOT look like people?
Hym "Well, yeah... I guess that makes sense, I mean... Yeah... When we think of aliens we think little green men or tall slender greys but yeah, why wouldn't they just look like people? I mean, they would BE people but I mean, like, they would just look human. Bipedal primate-derived humanoids. If you need a planet that is LIKE EARTH... For life to occur... And Primates evolve to develop sentience.... Why would Aliens... Not just look like humans. So yeah... This is a rejoinder to my other thing. If aliens exist, they are either stuck on their planet (like we are) OR they are already here because they don't use rocket propulsion (because that would be retarded and it takes to long to get anywhere) AND they look like people. They just ARE here. Probably trying to hoard all the women and resources for themselves because if we're all racist and morally incoherent why would they not also be that. They probably have some kind of deluded family unit worshipping breeding cult of their own and/or fed us one for free labor. They might even be a hivemind. Which is why our social structure is retarded. They would be trying to model our society after their society and we are not eachother. But, yeah, good point YouTube algorithm. I hadn't though of that."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
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Alien Interloper

Alien Interloper is Known for Their Humor and Characters Like Melay, Dexter, Scroopy The Mouse and Many Many More.
by SeatOG January 2, 2020
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alien mayonaise

a gemma that eats mayo from a aliens dick
ryan was such a baby i made him drink my alien mayonaise
by aasshrekwrekraplh March 11, 2020
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Alien Language

⎅⟒⟒⋉ ⋏⎍⏁⌇. this is the alien language.
⎅⟒⟒⋉ ⋏⎍⏁⌇ alien language
by Tewwawia April 12, 2022
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Alien Skulls

I bought a new shirt, but that shit cost me 30 alien skulls
by Marloooo May 4, 2011
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