A delusional pea brain cunt who still gets her ass wiped by her dad at 31 years old. Perpetually horny. Masurbates 8 times a day with her toothpick vibrator, 365 days a year. Stinks like a prostitute. Got dumped by her ex for being stupid. Got molested by a pedo when she was a teenager. Sucks off her brother on the weekend.
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A: Who the fuck told that Autistic Alyssa Arizo that she's relevant?! She won't stop lecturing my team!
B: Heard she's just a cumbag. No one really listens to her.
Example:
A: Who the fuck told that Autistic Alyssa Arizo that she's relevant?! She won't stop lecturing my team!
B: Heard she's just a cumbag. No one really listens to her.
A: You know Alyssa Arizo?
B: Who?
A: Alyssa Arizo
A: Oh yeah I don't like her
B: Me neither, no one does
B: Who?
A: Alyssa Arizo
A: Oh yeah I don't like her
B: Me neither, no one does
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An awesome talented guy who has a sexy arabic girlfriend. His handsomeness radiates through any and all those who cross his path. He is a unique individual with class and proper etiquette, when you see this man, you hold on tight to him because he is a rare specimen.
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