Alabama uncrustable

Pulling your drunk sisters panties off.

Going out back with your sister for a Alabama uncrustable.

by J.robertson1333 May 2, 2023

Alabama Hotsauce

When your cousin cums in your butthole and he then proceeds to put hotsauce in his mouth, right before you fart in his mouth creating the ever so delicious mixture of cumsauce in his mouth

Lola: hey Jenny, so how was your night with cletus?
Jenny: well cletus sure is kinky he wanted me to do the Alabama Hotsauce on him.
Lola: OML that sounds Hot!!! I'm so wet.

by Cacaman 3000 May 17, 2021

Alabama Aardvark

The central art of giving anal, whilst your cousin watches.

Dale went to Montgomery to see his cousin, they met a hood rat. Who in a submissive act of love, bequeathed permission to perform THE ALABAMA AARDVARK. Which ultimately led to the Devils 3-way.

by CreamyAlpha June 4, 2020

alabama hunch

Similar Simulating sex but naked. Rubbing your dick on her butt. Specifically on her butt crack.

She was on her period so we could only Alabama hunch.

by Unkle Jemima November 28, 2022

Alabama pirate

A chick who steals other girls panties while the other girls boyfriend is wearing them.

Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissed, he let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..

by Whosthedirtysavior October 2, 2022

Alabama Tinder

Another name for 23andme and other DNA testing services.

Jack: "Yo, mate, my DNA results are in!"
John: "That's wicked, man! Time to see how many matches you get on Alabama Tinder!"

by HerebyNever November 20, 2019

Alabama buttlicker

A group of extremely not normal humanoids that is a sweet Combination of witch craft, hot and chill pants, herbal essences, and a dash of psychotic awesomeness.

That group of Alabama buttlickers is out of their element

by CraziiTracy August 19, 2022