Alan Shen

A man and/or prior that has a large penis, so large he needs a condominium bigger than magnums
Guy 1: “Hey Alan Shen”
Guy 2: *has enormous dong* “Hi yes, that’s me!”
by Russianbigboy69 March 27, 2020
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Alan Guidet

he needs to meet a girl that is always looking at him, he would probably like her.
Alan Guidet wears cutes glasses
by iceg2237 November 22, 2021
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Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead
by Scott1995 October 29, 2017
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Alaning

Michael was alaning so hard while building this machine.
by Chinkyboy September 28, 2018
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Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.
"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"
by Mr Majos March 13, 2023
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codie alan

A Codie Alan is very rare one in a million, diamond in the rough, strapping young, GQ male model, hard and perfectly chiseled really really ridiculously good looking man with the most amazing overall package with the most loving and beautiful heart and soul any woman can ever dream of having the pleasure of waking you next to every morning.
Hot damn that's a fine ass Codie Alan, be his friend, even if it's only a Facebook friend and your sex appeal will improve 89%. Follow his Instagram then you got 99.9% fine ass #Swag.....predicted to break out a new dance instead of "Teach Me How To Dougie" everyone will be twerking to "Teach Me How To Codie"
by milfndenver May 03, 2016
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