A Park Ranger’s Breakfast consists of using maple syrup as a lubricant during sexual intercourse ,then once both party’s have finished, a sprinkling of all purpose flour is added to the female genitalia, which should be hastily eaten hence fourth the park rangers breakfast
Mate I ate good this morning, Jane let me dine on a park ranger’s breakfast! I’m so full of man batter and discharge.
by Larry Longbottom November 5, 2025
Get the Park Ranger’s Breakfastmug. by Miss Mona February 21, 2025
Get the crew cab rangermug. A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.
Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
by anonymous August 7, 2024
Get the Ranger Milemug. The 2 man group, led by Captian Roid and his counterpart Adirmal Stones. They have spent their entire lives searching for the Lost Roid. In order to find the Lost Roid, they must find the seven Black Roid Balls scattered across the world.
by Captian Oral & Admiral Tongue November 4, 2011
Get the Roid Rangersmug. by RainbowKitties_ April 22, 2021
Get the rangermug. A large sizesedan without trunk cover and usually mistaken as small truck. Usually driven by low class gay or college graduates who think it's cool to live the redneck lifestyle. Cant go offroad as most of them thing the 4wd reliable.
by The Rightwrong November 21, 2019
Get the Ford Ranger T6mug. A ball lover, in most situations a meatball lover however you never know what kind of meat he likes, or who's meat. All we know is that accent sometimes becomes a meme however, all in all a talented 3D modeller with great potential, a husband (or husband) and parent.
by Twobad4u September 1, 2021
Get the Rangermug.