Patrick Aherne

Most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. Handsome, kind, caring, funny and the most perfect boyfriend ever. He’s an absolute keeper, a bfgb - big friendly giant boyfriend

Dannnnnmmm did you see Patrick aherne over there

by I-love-you/dude October 13, 2019

To Angry Patrick

The name of a song that was made by someone with hot bars and the same level of disrespect of a abusive father after a few beers

Ronald:You ever heard of To angry patrick

Nick:Nope

Ronald:You should listen to it since the person who made it is so hot and sexy

by I am not the pope I swear February 27, 2021

patrick star

hes a fat starfish who lives in a rock underthe sea

you look like patrick star

by Queenisbest July 31, 2022

Patrick Griffo

Patrick is a gay starfish, likes m4s, and eats animals

patrick griffo is a wasteyute

by patsdad January 27, 2022

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I Patrick Shwavyed so bad, when I found out that I was bullying a dead person's twin

by lolpussydeep December 17, 2019

Patrick Samaroo

A man who communicates only through musical numbers and interpretive dance moves, such as the eagle dance.

-Who is that in the corner over there?

-oh that's Patrick Samaroo, he is a little special.

by bigbigboi May 27, 2020

Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)

“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.

by Hal2001 April 19, 2023