douche potato

someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.

little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.

by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

potato kink

When someone in sexual intercourse likes to bring a potato into the fun.

"The potato kink is too much! Daddy stop!"

by Mermy Mon December 30, 2015

Thought Potato

Having uncontrollable thoughts about food when you're on a diet.

Unlike the real potato, this is a much more effective way of eating whilst on a diet.

OMG I'M HAVING SO MANY THOUGHT POTATOES.

by RestlessNortherner January 20, 2015

POTATO ABUSE

When you eat anything that is made from potatos. (You're killing my family)

Ethan supports POTATO ABUSE, he eats salt and vinegar chips

by SaltyPotato September 14, 2017

potato thumping

Anal insertion of crystal meth said to increase sexual pleasure of anal sex.

Before taking it up the butt I decided to go potato thumping in order to distract myself from his small weiner.

by ThumpMasterT January 5, 2009

Baked Potato

(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.

I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.

by Atomik Menace October 21, 2011

Potato Salad

1. (noun) A common picnic side dish consisting of mayo mustard and primarily potatoes

2. (noun) In poker, to catch a straight, flush, or full house on the turn or river

1. Random Guy: Before you may pass, name one thing you take to a picnic.

Peter Griffin: We're going to go with Potato Salad

Random Guy: (pointing to a cloud) SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!!!

2. With an open ended straight draw after the flop, Shawn said "show me potato salad" and ended up catching his straight on the turn

by thebizzareone October 5, 2004