Jammy Hammer

Jammy Boye has a powerful weapon that removes toxicity. Some members of the Jammy Police may be allowed to use it.

Me: XD LMAO TRASH KID

Jammy Boye: HERE COMES THE JAMMY HAMMER!

by krispturtle September 30, 2018

Greasy Hammer

When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia

Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y

- J.T.

by Johnny IV April 21, 2020

hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done

Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!

by Steph the U!! June 30, 2016

Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.

"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"

by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018

Thot Hammer

A guy who only has sex with thots who has a superiority complex alongside validation to his ego only fueling a further douchebag persona to be portrayed to others and hammering more thots

Chad is a total thot hammer.

by baileystrum July 18, 2021

bung hammer

A tool used to pound the wood barrel plug closure, commonly known as a 'Bung,' into place.

The barrel was filled then the bung hammer was used to beat the plug into the bunghole.

by themagichat September 3, 2019

hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.

Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.

by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014