Dude I don't know what happened last night, but I "dropped the hammer" and woke up with half a social security card and a 70's style Slazenger tennis racket.
by Murder Junkies April 20, 2011
Get the dropped the hammer mug.by ManMan36 May 20, 2016
Get the tv hammer mug.Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other
by nibba boy November 17, 2017
Get the creamy hammer mug.by Pseudofuckthafed January 26, 2019
Get the Hammer-hawking mug.by Meme Slurper March 27, 2016
Get the womb hammer mug.Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley
While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”
by Cubsfan75 May 17, 2021
Get the orangutan hammer mug.Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.
by Burnicus January 17, 2020
Get the Charmin Hammer mug.