That one old lady who always tells you to park your car somewhere else because the bus is going to park there, even though you're fifty meters away from said spot.
Adam: Hey John, what is that old lady doing there?
John: Ahh shit park somewhere else! She's the bus nazi
Adam: The what?
John: THE BUS NAZI!
John: Ahh shit park somewhere else! She's the bus nazi
Adam: The what?
John: THE BUS NAZI!
by TheNicknameClub February 24, 2017
Get the Bus Nazimug. 
Get the Plush Busmug. A painful ache in the balls, scrotum, nads, testes resulting from the numerous, annoying, and nut shaking bounces from the terrible suspension on buses, mostly school buses. The yellow pieces of shit that have fucking logs as suspension.
Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.
Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.
Vick: *Stirs around awfully as my places his backpack over his lap to hide his erection*
Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?
*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*
Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?
*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*
by I4N March 1, 2014
Get the Bus Ballsmug. The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.
"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."
by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017
Get the Bus massagemug. The van which Sears Holdings uses to rent out, if you do not have a big enough vehicle large enough to transport your purchase.
by Herbie the Elf who doesn't like to make toys. June 10, 2008
Get the knuckle busmug. Meg wanted to take the bus tonight, but the only one running was the lesbian bus and she wasn't wearing her slut gym attire.
by Ptits September 2, 2013
Get the Lesbian busmug. A bus that is not being tracked by a GPS-based bus information system (such as NextBus). This is generally because the driver failed to log the bus into the system.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.
It says 57 minutes until the next 7 bus, but the headway on this line is 40 minutes. I bet there's a stealth bus coming in 17 minutes!
by Urban_observer December 23, 2011
Get the stealth busmug.