tank envy

Usually when a tanking class character in a MMORPG taunts a target off another tanking class character with no cause except to make himself feel usefull or important.

Random MMORPG Player : "Man, that paladin has more HP, Mitigation, and a lot higher threat table than that warrior, but the warrior keeps taunting."

Other Random MMORPG Player : "I know dude... that warrior should L2P, he's got total tank envy..."

by RandomTankadin April 07, 2008

smack a tank

To defecate. Specific reference to the action of one's buttocks striking a toilet seat.

"Oh man, I have to smack a tank...I think I'm gonna have a Taco Bell Blast!"

by dorham May 16, 2006

Clean the Tank

To get rid oneself of a troublesome or otherwise undesirable wife, fiance, or long-term girlfriend by any means necessary, usually ending in her disappearance due to an untimely death.

Hector's old lady is always on his ass about everything he does, and causing drama for no good reason. If I were him I'd just have to clean the tank already and be done with it, because she's just too insane.

by Shardo December 14, 2016

up tank

When a drunk asshole takes a shit in the tank of your toilet rather than the bowl,as a joke.

I got drunk and up tanked at some fags house, he was pissed. Word bitch.

by Lester Diamond December 20, 2009

wank tank

Somebody who masturbates excessively. A cum production unit.

"All that wank tank ever does is sit around making wang tang"

by Handsome B July 18, 2006

Skank Tank

A slang term denoting tanning beds, an item used excessively by 'skanks'. Normally used in reference to skanky females, but can also be used for annoying 'Jersey Shore' type males who pratically reside in the skank tank.

Cindy- So what's our schedule today?

Margaret- Laundry, tanning, gym, and the club, duh!

Clyde- The Skank Tank again? Y'all are gonna get cancer, just wait.

Cindy- I'm not a skank! I'm single I can shag whoever I want!

by iwon'trememberit November 07, 2010

man tank

a t-shirt that has had the sleeves cut off with a knife, and then using said sleeve-one to put on your head as a hat as you use sleeve-two to wipe the excess cheeseburger from your face. Preferably a very cool shirt should be made into a man tank.

My starwars episode I man tank is better than your camp wolf tooth man tank.

by googool June 30, 2010