Sloppy Dallas

When a chick packs a fat lip of dip and proceeds to give her honky a blowjob

"Hey bro, why you itching your nuts? Did you put your dick in the dip can again?"

"Nah, my girl just gave my a Sloppy Dallas"

by Bonk_ripper October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you’re getting head from a girl, and she has a fat wad of dip in her lip. Leaving dirt yellow steaks on your Dick.

Guy: You see that country girl with the dip in her lip?
Bud: Yeah be careful though I heard she gives people a Sloppy Dallas!

Guy: What do you mean?
Bud: Your dick will look like you got shit streaks on it from doing anal.

by Tmpr October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off

"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."

by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

You girlfriend/sister packs two fat lips with Copenhagen and gives you a vigorous blow job

“Hey can we try that sloppy Dallas thing you learned at a truck stop”

by Moistcumsandwich April 24, 2021

Sloppy dallas

when you get a blowjob from a chick that packed a fat lip of dip

guy 1 “hey dude this chick just gave me sloppy dallas”
guy 2 “eww dude that’s awesome”

by DipLipDaddy October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Oral sex in which the person giving oral has a mouthful of dip in the mouth

Hey there buddy, do you want to get a Sloppy Dallas from me? I’m really good at it.

by SquishedFetus October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blow job while having dip in your mouth.

“Hey Bob, do you want me to give you a sloppy Dallas to cheer you up?”

“No dude, that’s gay”

by SvendBent October 15, 2020