life

nothing!

my life is nothing!

by springtrapslilsister February 13, 2018

life

Life is death. You die when you live. Everything is nothing and nothing is everything and we are all going to die.

Dad: You should get a taste of life!
Son: Oh god no.

by \|/ January 8, 2017

Life

Terminal, Ends with the so called "Death". I don't have one.

A: Do you have a life?
B: No
A: That means you will not die?
B: I have a life, just a boring one.

by ElectrodeYT January 24, 2017

Life

Something that most people will end up Hating. Something that ends in death. Something that no one will remember you for, and even if they do, the whole world will be destroyed in 5 billion years.

Person 1: Hey, remember your great-great grandmother's name?

Person 2: Of course not, do you?

Person 1: No.

Me: SEE, NOT EVEN PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY WILL REMEMBER YOU!

Life: something completely meaningless.

by A Person Who Exist s October 23, 2019

Life

Shit Happens

do i really need one -_-

In life you walk out of your house and a bird shits on you... shit just happened

"Thats life!"

Watch warriors of Virtue

by Atomangel December 13, 2012

Life

Something that Americans think means that you have a job, when that's just one aspect. Life consists of being a good person and having fun, and earning respect, and surviving.

Life is better with nice people around you

by Iliveinaworodoflosers5 July 29, 2012

life

A slow, aggravated version of drowning.

That whore should die a slow painful life.

by Roberto Julio March 11, 2011