A scheme, trick or a practical joke that may take days, weeks and sometimes years to accomplish. Usually done with bad intentions. Very few people have the unimaginable self discipline that it takes to perpetuate this ongoing charade.
In "there's something about Mary," the long sell pulled off by Norm, the pizza delivery guy is quite impressive. By pretending to have a broken back and using crutches day in and day out he is able to get up close and personal with her as his chiropractor. The count of Monte cristo holds the record for the longest sell in history...20 years.
by gator777 October 25, 2014
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Man 2:boy you right; she got long thigh
Man 2:boy you right; she got long thigh
by suzie jane February 23, 2011
Get the long thigh mug.An alternate word for penis.
Usually involves someone talking about a penis or doing something "a certain way".
Usually involves someone talking about a penis or doing something "a certain way".
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Get the Chocolate long mug.Standard weapon of a medieval european knight and well trained men-at-arms. Designed to be used on one hand whilst the other one holding a shield. It was much rarer than those Hollywood shows and movies would make people believe.
It was designed to cut and slash through heavy chainmails and plate armours. So it was heavier and stronger than most swords of its time.
It was designed to cut and slash through heavy chainmails and plate armours. So it was heavier and stronger than most swords of its time.
by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019
Get the Long-sword mug.There are too many delicious options on this breakfast menu. I think I’m going to pull the long Islander and order two meals.
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