The act of begetting a conservative Caucasian woman whilst encouraging her to speaketh thy name as "black santa." Once thou hath reached the point of expiration, excrete thine dna upon her facial regions. Subsequently, without dismay, proceed in striking the concubine with a satchel of fiery coals.
Subject A: Damn son, you sex that blonde bigot last night?
Subject B: Oh fa sho, ran a full Megyn Kelly on dat hoe. Had to call the fire department.
Subject B: Oh fa sho, ran a full Megyn Kelly on dat hoe. Had to call the fire department.
by rhoded0gg2 March 28, 2014
the greatest girlfriend a guy could ever ask for.
loving, passionate, beautiful, devoted, and loyal, she's everything that anyone could ever want, and the only bad thing about her, is that she's taken, so only one guy can have her.
loving, passionate, beautiful, devoted, and loyal, she's everything that anyone could ever want, and the only bad thing about her, is that she's taken, so only one guy can have her.
by davidmcmuffin August 17, 2011
Kelly Ripa is an unfunny person who stars in the show Regis and Kelly which is a morning show. She constantly thinks that telling people that she looks more like a guy. She is also synonymous with saying how crappy of a parent she really is to her kids.
To pull a Kelly Ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.
To pull a Kelly Ripa would be to say something that only you finds funny.
by TRRRRRR May 02, 2010
1.giving head to a kid before even hooking up with him after cracking jokes about getting on her knees.
2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.
2. hooking up with a 5th grader to get a glow necklace.
person 1:where did she go?
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.
person 2: idk shes in the woods with some kid. i think shes pulling a kelly.
person 1:oh god.
by dontworryaboutittt September 15, 2008
by vodkagunshots January 07, 2018
a woman who used to be in destinys child but now features as a judge on the x factor. She is silly as she sent home amelia lily instead of sophie habibis :( this is stupid.
from now on, any stupid decisions will be referred to as a 'kelly rowland"
from now on, any stupid decisions will be referred to as a 'kelly rowland"
by iwilldestroyyou;) October 10, 2011