What appears to be a city away from the world-famous strip where people live, is in fact a very large Ed Hardy influenced gathering of tribal-tatooed, pierced/gauged-out douche bags/bagettes.
The day to day focus of life in Douche Vegas is to act as though you're the richest douche in town.
Douche Vegas's metropolitain area is a wasteland of lifeless plazas, saturated with smokeshops, nailsalons, and payday loan stores, to keep all the douches at their douchiest, by staying high all the time, to keep all the low-budget douches in the short trem credit trap, and to keep the douche bagette's toe's looking their best, since the bagette's official footwear is flip flops all year, rain or shine.
It's noted that the two happiest days of living in Douche Vegas for anyone other than a douche are the first and last.
The day to day focus of life in Douche Vegas is to act as though you're the richest douche in town.
Douche Vegas's metropolitain area is a wasteland of lifeless plazas, saturated with smokeshops, nailsalons, and payday loan stores, to keep all the douches at their douchiest, by staying high all the time, to keep all the low-budget douches in the short trem credit trap, and to keep the douche bagette's toe's looking their best, since the bagette's official footwear is flip flops all year, rain or shine.
It's noted that the two happiest days of living in Douche Vegas for anyone other than a douche are the first and last.
If you aren't a well-to-do, rude, obnoxious, arrogant douche bag/bagette...or at least a blinged-out poser wannabe on dubs, take my word for it.....you don't want to live in Douche Vegas
by Worldhead November 30, 2009
Get the Douche Vegasmug. Bobby was totally acting more like a douche bag tonight and I think it was because Billy was the douche multiplier.
by t-muney November 15, 2009
Get the douche multipliermug. When a person no one likes enters a conversation, therefore making it awkward, a douche grenade has been dropped. Named because the person's comments affect everyone in the group, like shrapnel from a grenade.
Bob: Did you see Shaun White's Double McTwist last night?
Mark: Yeah, man. That shit was nasty.
Tom (Friend no one likes): Yo, Louie Vito's better, he just had a rough night yesterday.
Bob: Who just dropped the douche grenade?
Mark: Yeah, man. That shit was nasty.
Tom (Friend no one likes): Yo, Louie Vito's better, he just had a rough night yesterday.
Bob: Who just dropped the douche grenade?
by Dustybutt Jones March 22, 2010
Get the Douche Grenademug. Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!
by nancy & tina May 13, 2005
Get the douche knockermug. 1. Similar to a douchebag, except their tendancy is be an absolute prick is not of their own doing. They are most likely a prick because they think it is cool, or it will make them popular.
2. A prick who is also a tool.
2. A prick who is also a tool.
I could call you a douchebag, or I could call you a puppet. Sir, you are both; you fucking douche muppet.
by Matty.C April 29, 2005
Get the Douche Muppetmug. A person who posts comments directed towards the people who voted the video Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down
by MadMadMax01 November 3, 2010
Get the YouTube Douchemug. by sexmuffin47 July 29, 2011
Get the douche.0mug.