august 1st

IF YOUR BORN ON THIS FAY YOU ARE SO SWAG

no <3 august 1st

by ranbooliveish October 20, 2021

Chump the 1st

Person who doesn't have slightest of awareness of one's surroundings. a Kermit.

Chump the 1st begins on the first of the new month, every month.

by Chump Nation August 11, 2023

1st Feb - FemPyro day

1st of February is the day any female should wear a FemPyro costume from TF2

Bf: -Hey, it is 1st Feb - FemPyro day!
Gf: -Okay, here is my FemPyro costume!

by Idc6662 January 31, 2023

October 1st

Someone who is just downright mentally disabled. Probably named Jackson. They aren't funny, but think they are. There peak was 100% in Middle School.

"When is your birthday?"
"October 1st"
"That makes sense"

by LegendOfSagg September 15, 2020

January 1st

National ‘Stop making Aimie so angry she wants to smash her head against a mirror and then chew on the glass fragments embedded in her skin’ Day

‘Damn, its January 1st, let’s all stop pissing Aimie off and making her want to resort to misanthropy’

by pettyshit.com January 1, 2023

april 1st 2021

this years April first, a cute guy’s birthday, you should totally ask him out and see if he asks if it’s a joke, when it isn’t :)

i like you let’s date it’s april 1st 2021 ur kidding lmao stfu
I wasn’t but hey your loss

by WindowsXPPPPP November 23, 2021

December 1st

National give your youngest son your old laptop day

Son: Hey dad it’s December 1st
Dad: oh hey son here’s my laptop

by Mrcoolguy December 1, 2019