18 months

18 months is what means 5 years in the one direction fandom, because the boys said that they'll be back in 18 months but guess what? They didn't.

"Omg! I'm gonna be 18 in 18 months!"

"You are just 13"

"No, dummy I mean that I'll be 18 in 5 years"

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

April 18

National Austin Quesenberry should shut the fuck up day. who names their kid quesenberry anyways.

It’s finally april 18th now we can tell austin to stfu

by catsonbars42 April 18, 2021

July 18

July 18 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Reu: Hey! it's July 18 already!
Daryll: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
Reu: Remember to give her something!

by DryWater July 16, 2022

December 18

National "ask your crush out" day!

You:
"Wanna hang out?"
she is probably saying yes
its national "ask your crush out" day! what can go wrong on December 18?

by ThomasTheTrainComesForYou September 24, 2020

18 Seconds

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be deleted on Dildo Death Race

It's really sickening that these "moderators" are deleting my comment after 18 seconds

by Lamezoner March 20, 2021

July 18

National kiss your boyfriend named Corey day

Yo babe it's July 18th ima kiss you

by 111robbyron111 July 17, 2022

february 18

When Someones Dick fall off

On February 18 My dick fell off

by chrisdarula23 June 12, 2019