August 13

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

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by Ejejsks April 13, 2022

January 13

National tell a girl she is pretty day

January 13th is a day you tell a girl she is pretty

by north face January 12, 2021

Jan 13

the day to slap anyone named Yaletzy

you: *slaps*

Yaletzy: BRUH- oh nvm it’s Jan 13

by ahjadkdjdjfhfjfhd January 13, 2021

April 13

National monsterfucking day.

It's April 13th? Time to find sukuna!

by Sukunaissexy April 12, 2021

April 13

The day Neil was banging out the tunes

"It's April 13, time to send pictures of Neil banging out the tunes for the 15th year!"

by georgog April 13, 2021

therapy 13

Therapy 13 is the best payola groupchat on twitter for Taylor Swift stans! They will be attending Taylor’s next tour together and possibly a secret session as well!

Twitter User 1: Who are these idiots asking if someone got kidnapped because they went inactive for like 5 hours?
Twitter User 2: Oh, that has to be Therapy 13! They’re always tweeting about the most random stuff.

by Therapy13 June 1, 2021

the chirp of the 13%

A sound you will typically hear, usually over vocal intercoms like video games or phone calls, inside the home of the 13%

Adam: yo what's that damn chirping sound? I'm trying to focus without that going off ever 3 seconds
Tim: oh that's probably just the chirp of the 13% in our lobby

by Surtr September 25, 2023