Hot Pocket

When a woman has a hysterectomy and her uterus and crevice are removed, the vagina in essence leads to no where this becoming nothing more than a pocket. A hot pocket.

Lea had a hysterectomy, now her vagina is nothing more than a hot pocket

by In Law Hate May 9, 2018

Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.

My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.

by summiebummie February 24, 2023

Gypsy Hot Pocket

Sex act involving more than 2 penises in one orifice.

Jose, steve, and barry performed a Gypsy Hot Pocket on Stacie last night by performing the Triful Tower in her ho ha!

by Gypsy Hot Pocket Slinger November 29, 2021

hawaii hot pocket

the act of inserting pineapple into the vagina of another women, and then fucking it.

Holy shit bro, my dick burns after I gave that fat bitch a hawaii hot pocket last night.

by conqueeftdador III April 5, 2024

Hot pocket

When you refer to someone as a hot pocket, you are complimenting them. If someone looks hot but you don’t want to be as direct, this is a more subtle approach.

Friend #1: “woahhhhh, look at that guy over there!”
Friend #2: “wow! He’s a hot pocket!”

Ex. 2

*Friend 1 sends a cute picture*
Friend 1: “hey! I’m bored!”
Friend 2: “me too! Btw... you’re looking like a hot pocket😂”

by Swizzyswizzle July 2, 2018

Hot pocket

When a men enters a woman and urinates then chills

Let's hot pocket and chill

by Flybish May 19, 2022

mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

by Blu_leef January 28, 2024