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Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.
The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.
by JiyaRe December 29, 2019
mugGet the Sign-off monkeymug.

Monkey Sun God

The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.
"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.
by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022
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monkey nutz

When Zay (deucegump) catches a head-top on a defenders' head.
anytime it's 1on1 coverage throw the ball to zay ts monkey nutz
by piperfanclub May 9, 2025
mugGet the monkey nutzmug.

Monkey Treasure

Whenever I smoke monkey treasure it makes my eyes red and gives me the munchies.
by just what i needed May 19, 2010
mugGet the Monkey Treasuremug.

Bloody Monkey

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying
Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"
by Zyklon_ March 9, 2023
mugGet the Bloody Monkeymug.

Monkey

1. The animal that has fur and a tail and is often compared to humans
2. Anal sex (moon key Monday key)
That monkey has the monkey
by Master of beargreen January 6, 2024
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey

That monkey needs to stop screaming
mugGet the Monkeymug.

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