deez nuts

my brother called me today and said that deez nuts came in the mail

by made by shaun October 21, 2021

Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.

Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

by The new nuts July 31, 2022

Do you want bofa

bofa what

deez nuts attack

A “attack” squirrel that was fed meth by some weird American dude. Like this actually happened. Look it up

by Garysmattresses February 26, 2022

The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3

Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!