New Zealand

gay australia
(gif below is a gay child kiwi confronting a chad aussie)

dude: bro wanna go to new zealand
bro: no dude those kiwi fucks are just gay aussies

by anonymous December 2, 2020

New Shoreham

A small town on the coast of Block Island. The food there is shit

Joe: “Hey, how was your trip to New Shoreham?”
John: “I got crab from a restaurant. I ended up throwing it up back into the ocean.”

by dylanmacaroni December 1, 2020

New Word

A new word.

do you like my new word?

by joptn November 7, 2023

New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

BBC News

Cock-sucking professional lie spreaders.
It's basically the British version of CNN, which is still shitty.
See propaganda.

The professional idiot went down to his house to watch BBC news.
Idiot: "Oh yeah, Vladimir Putin totally railed Boe Jiden on the hallway!"

by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 8, 2024

new rick roll

A more up-to-date way to annoy friends on social networking sites. A "new rick roll" becomes especially necessary when no one even checks the links you post anymore, because you've already rick rolled all your friends multiple times.

Specific examples of the new rick roll can include but are not limited too: running a straight like on someone's page or pulling a status highjack.

Mike: What are you giggling about?
Sally: I just straight liked five people, its my new rick roll.

by sweetsarahbelle February 21, 2011