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Cat Cuck

A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.

Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.
"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."
by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024
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Effing the cat

Referring to the driver of a car or motor vehicle.
Kee loves effing the cat on long road trips.

Who ever is effing the cat picks the music.
by Fridge_666 July 11, 2024
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Enjoy your cats

A famous slogan used by men to tell a feminist she will stay single forever. This is due to the fact that cat ladies are usually middle aged women who never had a man in their lives and have cats to fill that void of loneliness.
Feminist: I’m a strong independent woman who don’t need no man
Chad: Enjoy your cats
by BurgerKingNuggets July 13, 2024
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Hagatha’s Cats Effect

phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.
Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.
by Atlantareelestate July 17, 2024
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UwU Cat

The UwU Cat was originally seen in Gacha (A video making game) as a boyfriend to the Bad Boy.
The UwU cat can come in multiple variations such as colors, personality, and interests. UwU cats can come in these main colors; Pink (Most popular), Red, Green, Blue, Yellow, Purple, White, and Black (Their demon forms).
They can also come in different interests, as mentioned before, here are a few examples: Heat (Gacha heat. DO NOT SEARCH), Normal Gacha, Neutral, and maybe OCs.
As I mentioned before, these creatures can turn into a demon form. Let me break it down; The demon form is a state that the UwU cats can enter when they have extreme emotions, such as anger, sadness, fear, and very rarely joy. When the UwU cats enter this state they undergo a transformation. If they are a heat, all their hair will turn black, their faces will darken, and they will grow demon wings. If they are a fixed UwU cat, they will stay their normal selves, as well as grow angel wings, maybe with accents of their main color. If they are neutral, then they don’t have a demon form.

If you find one, you can do one of these three things:

Get a cookie and attempt to befriend it. They eat primarily cookies, so this will help.

Try to fix it. Get gloves and fix them.

Remove them. This is a last resort. If you cannot do these other options, then spay it with Heat B Gone, and / or ward them away with watermelon slices.
by OwO Cat July 18, 2024
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