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Sack in my mouth

*kids smoking joint.*

*teacher walks in.*

student: "oh, sack in my mouth!"
by Sagan Hater October 11, 2014
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My nuts itch

Something a male says when they have completely lost interest in whatever he is doing, or being told.
Teacher: So that's why it is very important not to mix these chemicals together.
Chad: ... My nuts itch.
Teacher: Get out.
by TooInchesTwoMuch December 23, 2014
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Grill My Shit

Referring to how your friends roast you and all your flaws. Except they set the heat on HIGH, and are trying to start an all out war with that person.
Person 1- Why do you always grill my shit?

Person 2- I'm not you're just hella thirsty
by PattyB. April 10, 2015
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polishing my pearl

When a person with a vagina masturbates using clitoral stimulation.
Brittany: "what took you so long?"

Alexis: "sorry, I was polishing my pearl."
by asshatasshat June 26, 2016
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scrunch my crungus

Instant reciprocation of $1,000,000.
"Ayy beebee you wanna scrunch my crungus?"
"Why yes, I would love to become a millionaire!"
by crungo March 30, 2016
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My blood hurts!

(remark) What someone might exclaim when their own blood cells are causing internal discomfort within the body, e.g.: when an individual's last meal consisted of possum cooked in buttle and Worcestershire sauce.
"Dude, my blood hurts!"
"Bruv, you shouldn't have eaten that last possum."
"Take me to hospital plz"
by Alma Buttle November 9, 2018
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Scotch my Plains

The meaning of Scotch my Plains means to "Lick my asshole and call me daddy".
You can go 'Scotch my Plains', motherfucker!
by yeet_the_meat March 10, 2019
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