Red Hummer

If this happens, you're doing it wrong!

Bitch, you're not supposed to use your teeth! That's a red Hummer!

by Chrisbaggz June 11, 2022

Red Light Kisses

An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!

Oh god! I owe my boyfriend like 100 red light kisses.

by VeggieDance April 8, 2025

Blue + red

Blue - Catherine’s colour only!
Red - Kasey’s colour only!

Blue + red copy write lawyers are already paid for

by Kcb April 14, 2023

cut the red tape

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

Red smith middle school

Legit the lamest fucking school to ever exist

Fuck red smith middle school it sucks here

by Lisaloveskids June 21, 2025

Red Baron

a man that has a huge mustache and teaches math at mountain empire community college in big stone gap virginia. he has no expression on his face and is ready to throw a math sign at you at any point in time. he also is a great pizza maker. name- mr Allguyer.

matt- dude did u see the stare the red baron gave me today.
kelly- yes man, he was ready to strike on your ass

by justin vanover October 16, 2007

Red

The color of evil.

Red is my favorite color.

by Quinchion August 3, 2020