the friends💀

nowhere because you don't have one💀💀💀💀💀

teacher:wheres the friends💀 you:i don't have one... teacher:explains

by it's time to drink water October 23, 2022

National Have Sex With Your Friend Day

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).

You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure

by Haideez January 2, 2022

best friend

someone you can be really gay with when you both know you ain't gay >:)

person 1: "yo best friend wanna get a room or sum"

person 2: "hell yea"

by dorrhandle January 3, 2022

friends

humans that you got to know somehow. They can be humanity's greatest threats, humanity's savior, or just a normal person. true friends stay there with you until the end and help you. fake friends are toxic and you get involved with humans like this a few times in the human body you are in right now. it's best to cut off contact with fake friends.

i have a great group of friends right now, who help me, chill out with me, and laugh with me. I hope you get a group like this!

hey! do you want to meet my friends, think they have the same interest as you lmao.

by specialist_0 January 3, 2022

best friend

best friends is a powerful term in the whole existence ever was made to be ever will. I think best friends has the power to destroy themselves and each other because it’s the importance and the overwhelmingly effort and effect they have on each other. bestfriends will not just love you but hate you but the hate ofc comes from a place of worth and the idea of wanting what’s best for them. i think bestfriends are bold with their care. to have their bond filled with creativity, open kindness and minded and power. two is better then one it always has and always been. bestfriends are down to the earth core extraordinary with experiences that teaches u to hate, love and be free. it brings u madness and sadness but that’s just cruelty of what it means to be a best friend. bestfriends are warriors and they’re a combination of gold and diamonds which makes them stand out. they’re soul friends. their person is each other unromantically and it’s someone who you would love wholesomely wit laughter

Damn hannah has the best definition of best friend

by definitely not this girl I kno January 4, 2022

friend

a sentient tool used temporarily to get through depression and other stages of life. usually ppl forget about these tools until they are in debt and need loans/ political support. they can also help you indulge in things you will regret doing later on such as the girl next door saying she's pregnant...

my friend convinced me to do tht so its not my fault.

by anonymous January 4, 2022

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022