Double Gremlined

When you are getting sloppy toppy but wait to blow your load until after midnight. Then you dump a glass of water on her head.

Bruh, I got double gremlined last night. It was great until she started talking about how her dad died while pretending to be Santa Clause

by Tommy Sharing-dong December 21, 2025

Double-end Dragon

When you fart,shit,puke or burp at the same time

"My dad was sick and he did a Double-end Dragon"

by Lazerrex420 December 26, 2025

Double-Slice

When one individual is sitting bare ass on the toilet while another sits in their lap, making sure their asshole lines up between the first person's legs. They then proceed to shit in the toilet at the same time.

"Yo, bro, me and Emily really hit it off this third date! I think we are even going to double-slice tomorrow!"

by BDawg42021001 January 6, 2026

Double Splog

When you get head at the same time from two girls(curved cack required)

Wow, did you hear? Ben got double splog last night!

by Rabe123! January 10, 2026

A double suicide

2 people typically a boy and a girl having a dance which usually had a bad past/relationship with the person

Greg: Yo you know Chloe and Tyler are dancing?
Paul: Didnt Chloe cheat on tyler and called him ugly?
Greg: And Tyler cheated on her 5 times and did a dine and dash with her and got her in trouble

*Tyler and Chloe continue dancing*

Greg: The dance seems so sad but elegant
Paul: Its A Double Suicidea

by Hogriderr420 January 15, 2026

Double standard

When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.

The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

double stuff

when Jake creams inside Des at least 2 times after she is no longer ovulating

Des wants Jake to double stuff her after she’s done ovulating (and he acts right)

by juicejuicejuice January 19, 2025