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Digital Dick

A guy that tells a woman over an online dating site that his dick is gigantyranapocolypsianly huge. And when they meet, the woman finds out that his member is teeny weeny little bitty baby sized mini peepee is not really all that impressive. Thus making him a DIGITAL DICK.
"Whoa Bro your dick is small you DIGITAL DICK!!"
"You DIGITAL DICKED me you asshole."
by DirtyHampsterCheese November 29, 2011
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dick juggler

A skanky ditzy woman who thinks she can manipulate men with her presence. She is not professional nor does she exude professionalism she just juggles men to her selfish advantage. She makes hard working women look bad.
Look at her, she's such a dick juggler and those men actually think they might have a chance. She makes women look bad. What a skank a dick juggler.
by female wolf December 27, 2011
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Dick Nectar

Cum; Jizz; Spunk; Semen; Sperm; Splooge
It makes oral sex so much better when my partner swallows down all of my dick nectar!
by TransmitLee March 9, 2011
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Dick Cheney

A sexual act in which the guy blows his load on the girl's face, then forces her to apologize for standing in the way, through intimidation or otherwise.
Alec: So I Dick Cheney'ed that girl last night. She was in tears.

Eddie: Heh. Bitch had it coming.
by Breadfish March 13, 2011
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dick denied

When a girl who isn't super hot repeatedly tries to sleep with a guy and gets offended when he won't fuck her. Usually plays it off to the point when the denial has to occur in order to maintain a level of respect for one's self. You are so disgusted by their desperation you have to deny them. Is mostly used in text slang.
Girl meets guy remotely interested in her, blows up his phone and texts him when he's out the day after they meet to the point she appears desperate . Guy retaliates to her texts with a simple call or message of - dick denied.
by Cranky Jai August 2, 2011
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Dick Rob

v.- A derivation of the names Ricky Bobby and Dickie Roberts. Specifically applies to any situation in which one is wronged, especially sexually. May be applied to other usages than the verb form- i.e. Dick Robbed, Dick Robber, etcetera.

Synonymous to the phrase Cock Block.
You totally Dick Robbed me at the party last night, Jared. That girl was totally DTF until you puked on me.
by Dickie Bobby August 7, 2011
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Dick's a Blazin'

When a person lays it all on the line and pushes all in.
Dave : R G. how did you make out with that hot chick last night?

R.G : Shit son I went in Dick's a Blazin' and sealed the deal.

Dave: you are so cool R.G.

R.G : I know.
by J.HAM5 December 9, 2011
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