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cum

cum is the liquid that is from the testicles. It is the most important liquid in producing an offsprinf.
We need the cum for child.
by pseudonymistic October 5, 2023
mugGet the cummug.

Johnny-Cum-Lately

A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.

Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025
mugGet the Johnny-Cum-Latelymug.

Cum

Why did you go on urban dictionary to find this ok fine i will talk about it.
Cum is when you fucking pee in someones ass and juice comes out!
Example: i will go cum.
:— 8
by Dakhel July 19, 2022
mugGet the Cummug.

cum rabbit

The after product of an attempted swallow after a blowie, except there's a sneeze and jizz shoots out of the mouth and both nostrils at the same time, making a bunny shaped jizz signature.
I spoffed in her mouth last night lads and there was a serious cum rabbit.

The cum rabbit Steph did last night made bigwig look like a fucking seagull
by benjibw September 23, 2022
mugGet the cum rabbitmug.

Cum

Slang/ casual term for semen. Usually used when jacking off
Yo I'm boutta cum bruh
by Decoy4644 April 3, 2024
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nerf cum war

when you play nerf wars but instead of guns you use your cock and cum on your enemies
i went to a playground and asked if they wanted to play nerf cum war i was arrested
by the creator 420 May 7, 2024
mugGet the nerf cum warmug.

Cum

Do you think that blended pineapple mixed with cum would be yogurt?
by Adamsnon June 6, 2023
mugGet the Cummug.

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