by 13wishes April 22, 2014

It says I'm not stupid enough to let you use your mongrel children as an excuse to stalk and harass me for the rest of my life while simultaneously stealing everything I make and condemning me to a life of servitude so you can feel better about the fact that your kids are never going to stop getting fucked amd murdered and there's no reason for anyone who DOESN'T have kids to give a shit because YOU don't give a shit about the problems of non-kid-havers.
Hym "What does that say about me? Whatever you want it to say, of course! Everything means whatever you want it to mean and you hear whatever you want to hear."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

by Sussyskinner October 1, 2024

What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.
by QuacksO January 27, 2021

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll grope You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll grope You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits
Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass
Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
