a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011
Get the urban dick-lessmug. Urban Dictionary is a website commonly used to find the meaning behind slang terms.
Anyone can submit a term, which allows for new slang to be quickly added and kept up with.
Unfortunately this allows for fake for forced submissions. These range from people trying to start/force their own slang terms, or morons who think a well accepted term actually means something else.
Sometimes angry users also like to make slanderous definitions for things they dislike.
Definitions can luckily be voted positive or negative by users, allowing for wrong or poorly defined definitions to be buried in the trash where they belong.
Anyone can submit a term, which allows for new slang to be quickly added and kept up with.
Unfortunately this allows for fake for forced submissions. These range from people trying to start/force their own slang terms, or morons who think a well accepted term actually means something else.
Sometimes angry users also like to make slanderous definitions for things they dislike.
Definitions can luckily be voted positive or negative by users, allowing for wrong or poorly defined definitions to be buried in the trash where they belong.
Example 1 - "LOL? Doesn't that mean Lots Of Love? Let's check Urban Dictionary... Oh! It means Laugh Out Loud! Better go edit my response to grandma's death!"
Example 2 - "What does this term mean? Let me check Urban Dictionary... Oh god. What the fuck."
Example 3 - "Oh man I hate THING. I'm gonna go make a definition on Urban Dictionary about how THING is terrible, and only idiots and morons like THING. Hehe this is gonna be epic."
Example 3 - Dad: "Urban Dictionary? Fr fr no cap I learned all my slang there. On god that site's straight bussin yo."
Son: "Please stop"
Example 2 - "What does this term mean? Let me check Urban Dictionary... Oh god. What the fuck."
Example 3 - "Oh man I hate THING. I'm gonna go make a definition on Urban Dictionary about how THING is terrible, and only idiots and morons like THING. Hehe this is gonna be epic."
Example 3 - Dad: "Urban Dictionary? Fr fr no cap I learned all my slang there. On god that site's straight bussin yo."
Son: "Please stop"
by JC Jensen November 16, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. The site you are on right now.... as in right now... come on don't be stupid on purpose like this. Not even to show your friends. No... just...no.
Fred: what does "swag" mean?
Tim: I don't know. Just look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Fred: Ok... Thanks
Tim: Don't mention it.
Tim: I don't know. Just look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Fred: Ok... Thanks
Tim: Don't mention it.
by DongerKing October 13, 2014
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Get the urban dictionarymug. Wow, can't wait to post something about "Humanaboo" on Urban Dictionary! I'm so excited!
"Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."
Wha?... WHA????!
"Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it."
Wha?... WHA????!
by Oh...boy July 3, 2014
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. 
by Charlotte Pallet February 21, 2023
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