what if you sucked my nuts

a term originally coined by hakita (creator of ultrakill) during a discord converstation
used when someone's theory is stupid (hence the, "what if")

Hakita: "mankind is fucking dead"
wheet: "ultrakill may as well take place *during* the events of doom for all we know the chronological order of things make sense"
Hakita: "no survivors"
"0"
"all dead"
wheet: "but what if !!!!"
Hakita: "what if you sucked my nuts"

by IDEFINEDTHATIDIDTHAT March 25, 2025

Crazy nut

You nut and somehow goes everywhere

Guy 1:man I just crazy nutted in jessica room Guy 2:wow! You got lucky

by PornhubMan123 January 22, 2021

goog nut

During a blowjob, the person giving the blowjob vomits at the same time the person receiving the blow job ejaculates. This is called a goog nut, and is usually used as a form of fraternity initiation.

Man 1: Hey, how'd you get into this frat?
Man 2: Oh, just had to give a goog nut to the leader.

by buck.nasty December 22, 2020

justin deez nuts

Justin deez nuts is a word for Justin that is sucking on those balls.

We also use it because he is very cracked at fortnite and rating ballsacks

Justin deez nuts please rate my ballsack.

by epic man 123 May 26, 2022

all up in your nut

to be all up on someone's boyfriend

Gurl, She all up in your nut!

by neidaysha December 27, 2011

Nutting Pinge

Nutting Pinge is when you are doing really good at something, typically used in gaming.

I just saw BruddaOsas86 get an ace in Rainbow 6 Siege; he is totally nutting pinge right now.

by BruddaOsas86 April 9, 2024

Beady Nuts

A person who shrinks when the spotlight is brightest because they do not possess sincere belief in themselves.

That Tommy Fleetwood is a great golfer, but he sure does have beady nuts.

by Dr Zo August 23, 2025