new jersey lamppost

your by a lamppost,you unscrew the bulb and sick your dick in side and enjoy the electrical shock..........and live

man: hey man watch this (sticks dick in socket and lives)

friend: woah that was the new jersey lamppost

by boba joe boba joe June 23, 2011

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New York Jet

A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.

"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."

by Mars-El October 02, 2023

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New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

by bumsquad pioneer October 08, 2021

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that's a new record

When someone does something crazy, something really quickly, or all of the above. Usually refers to personal "records."

Person 1: I checked my phone 69 times today.
Person 2: nice.
Person 3: Damn that's a new record.

by oysterbyprouduct March 09, 2024

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New beef

New beef : a new case , the DA has filed new charges or could be or in association with same beef DA has filled another charge of the same criminal nature , a second count.

Ive been awaiting a bail hearing but the DA got me on new beef , it ain't looking good.
Yup it's the same beef to , jury ain't going to see it my way now for sure !

by 707MD November 08, 2020

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