Bereavement Blowjob

When your loved one dies, and you get an oral sex to help you get over the sadness.

(Woman) - Hi Mitch, I know your wife just died, is there anything you need, let me know. Anything at all?

(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.

by Cliff Huddleston September 14, 2025

Brazilian blower

When a man blows vape vapor into a woman’s ass and she farts it onto his face

Tyler likes the Brazilian blower

by Unknown10273748283 September 29, 2025

Microphone Blowdryer

The act in which someone rips cheeks into a microphone so someone on the other end can hear it. It is also used for sexual pleasure as you sniff the microphone with it being so close to your nose already.

Jared - Bro what was that noise
You - Sorry I was just doing a Microphone Blowdryer to myself

by Dinomax65 October 18, 2025

the blowtorch

the blowtorch is when you do a line of cocaine out of someones ass crack whilst they fart, snorting the cocaine and the fart in.

person: "wanna do the blowtorch?"
person 2: "sure, but only if we can igloo after"

by real nih October 23, 2025

Half-blowtorch

To suck one off.

I half-blowtorch’d my boyfriend last night. He’s gonna be wildin’ at work today.

by BigC123Bum October 24, 2025

Mississippi blowtorch

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth and spits it into the males semen and blends it up

A mississippi blowtorch right now would be refreshing

by Regginhaterr October 27, 2025

Milwaukee Blower

The act of one person blowing gently on another person asshole

Picked up this bird at the local last night, went home and gave me the best Milwaukee Blower I have had.

"I haven't been Milwaukeed like that in years"

by Barbandit October 30, 2025