cheese

The best substance in the whole world. The cheese is never ending, mozeralla is the best kind of cheese talk to the wall

idiot : cheese is not good
intecuall : cheese is the world's best creation!!!!

by lovecheesesomuch February 13, 2023

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Grilled Cheese

When a man with an unwashed penis (dick cheese) has sex with a woman with a yeast infection (the bread).

Guy 1: Did you hear Josh and Becky had a hookup?
Guy 2: Gross. Sounds like an all-around Grilled Cheese.

by PsychoPiper October 15, 2020

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cheese

A food that comes from milk from mammals. You can get it from animals like goats and cows. Once, one of my friends said that if the world was switched, that cows would milk humans 💀

Person 1: Hey want some cheese?
Person 2: Is it lactose intolerant?
Person 1: Are you fucking dumb- it comes from a cows tit.
Person 2: Can i get it from a human tit too?
Person 1: *walks away and gets a gun
Person 1: *shoots person two cutely*
Person 2: 💀
The Queen: 💀
Random Chair: 🪑
Your Mum: 🥵

by jamie houzzara September 13, 2022

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cheese

a sponge on drugs

OMG MOM WHERE THE HELL IS THE CHEESE

by JOHNNY RICH January 16, 2020

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cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

please see "cean"

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!

by ceanoay May 31, 2022

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