one size fits all

A silly marketing term used to describe an item of clothing that doesn't fit anyone.

John: "Ugh, I bought this shirt from the mall yesterday and it doesn't fit."
Mary: "Well, obviously. It's one size fits all."

by bill of swift April 27, 2016

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.

two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

by bloodyfingers August 29, 2012

One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy

A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.

Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!

by Giggister March 1, 2019

this one nigga with the last name goodman

gay ass retarded monkey

Oh hey did you see this one nigga with the last name goodman?

yeah he’s a faggot face

by Urinal Chocolate Cake February 14, 2020

“ok” with more than one “k”

something some annoying bitch says when she doesn’t wanna talk to you. it really pisses people off, btw. they also tend to say “nmu”.

amber: hey wyd
basic white bitch: nmu
amber: nothing

basic white bitch: same
amber: netflix keeps glitching on me!!
basic white bitch: okkkkk
amber: nah fuck you, don’t say “ok” with more than one “k”

by harvard.t.shirt.danielle.cohn March 24, 2020

I’m one drunk mother fucker

You see what happen when I iz drunk ??? You see whst happen

I’m one drunk mother fucker fuvk yeah

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021

that one time that u messed up

you will never forget

remember that one time

u messed up , i do that one time that u messed up

by dabbo monke November 24, 2022