Matlock time

When your tired and it early,but your ready for bed

Man its matlock time..

by Boopyjo June 13, 2016

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mirror time

When you stand in front of a mirror looking at yourself and you come to the realization that you are the scumbag asshole that people have been calling you. You are experiencing “mirror time”

After getting caught cheating on his wife, Sarah told Bill “dude you need some mirror time”

by victimeyes September 5, 2021

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What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

by Hottie Amelia June 1, 2022

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Time to chill

1. The amount of time a given person has to relax
2. Dedicated chilling time

Aka ToC

Since Jill has to bartend this evening she mentioned to Luke that her time to chill is limited.

by breh vity January 7, 2018

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Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019

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Hoe Time

Similar to drug dealer time. Ten minutes turns into two hours. Called Hoe Time due to the fact that many females take hours and hours to get ready and make everyone late.

Chad: I’ll be there in an hour

*Three hours later*
Dirty Dan: Chad wtf you should have been here hours ago I’m finna leave you’re on hoe time

by machonachtroll October 30, 2021

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