Huge news for the homeless population

Generally good information for anyone but specifically for people who are homeless.

“Did you hear the liquor store is now taking food stamps?”
“Huge news for the homeless population.”

by John Slang June 28, 2025

Fake News

There's a reason why Fake News and Fox News start with the same letter.

Fox News is fake news.

by Pialinist March 27, 2025

The new Roman

The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, getting to know her, fall in love with her, having regrets because you have a girlfriend, fuck her on the toilet.

I am sad, because i had the new roman with Jessica last week.

by hhlover69 August 18, 2018

New suit syndrome

A term for when person becomes overly obsessed or obsessive with
A) turning a new leaf in life
Or
B) starting a new life

All due an incarceration (jail, prison)

Very similar as a mid life crisis

Obsessive enough burn bridges, destroy/ end relationships with others. Enough to divorce or break up with lovers or partners. Possible family

Obsessive enough to sell or donate all there possessions so they can acquire new ones.

Obsessive enough to move far far far from the place he got caught possibly leaving the country

All in the name of starting over

Note it can be temporary or permanent

Man:" ken just blew me off. He says he wants a new life. Say he cant be around any of us.
Man2: hes going through the motions of new suit syndrome and is odd are right now leaving one or anything he ever had.

by Theamazinggeek March 10, 2018

new year eve

Ur mam

Ur mum smells like new year eve

by Damn life December 31, 2017

New Year's Coom

When you decide to masturbate on New Year after staying up past midnight. Generally used as a method of clearing your mind for New Year's Resolution.

A: How did you come up with your New Year's Resolution?
B: New Year's Coom. Post nut clarity did it all.

by notcommiesquirrel December 31, 2020

lando new

Lando new is a very charming and loyal man. He is very handsome but he doesn't think so. He is very nice and trustworthy. If you have a lando never let him go.

???: have you met lando new yet?

by anonymous November 21, 2021