What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)... mug.It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip
“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”
“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”
“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”
“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025
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Get the Likes and dislikes mug.When a dubstep tune has any kind of machine guns, typical tearout basses or oneshots in it. First artists who fell victim of this accousation were Cybersex, Hela and L.u.x.
Maybe Trampa will soon be accoused of this too.
Maybe Trampa will soon be accoused of this too.
*Artist posts clip on Soundcloud of 140 bpm tearout tune with machine gun pattern in it*
Random dude: "sounds like masta-don"
Random dude: "sounds like masta-don"
by Harpyidubs July 27, 2019
Get the Sounds like Masta-don mug.An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.
(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)
1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."
1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."
1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."
by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023
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bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)
i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
by michael foolsley December 9, 2023
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