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Steak and Blowjob Day

The greatest holiday ever, invented by Kevin Ferrera. The girls get all the attention on Valentine's Day, and deservedly so. But thanks to the geniusness of Kevin, the guys get all the attention on March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day, which is Steak and Blowjob Day.
Kevin: Do you know what holiday we celebrate on March 14th?
Jim: No, what is that?
Kevin: It's Steak and Blowjob Day!
by MrJLo1 March 1, 2019
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Fancy Nigga Day

An official holiday in which people wear their fanciest clothes, drink a high end beverage and smoke a fancy cigar all while holding their pinkies up. The holiday is to take place on June 14 every year and originated from the podcast Raise Your Spirits with Camm and Kevin in 2012.
I'm breaking out the Angel Cake Sweet Chardonnay for Fancy Nigga Day!
by unleashed52 December 15, 2012
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Fake National Days

National “___” Day is: When a 12 year old creates fake holidays for comedic value or to just attempt to score a girl.
Fake National Days: A fake made-up Holiday commonly made by little ass kids.
1: “Did you hear? It’s National Slap Ass Day!”
2: “No I didn’t hear after all, it’s made up.”
by The TRUTH MAN December 3, 2020
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day of defeat

A game in which someone from the opposing team kills u, and u call them a "haxor" see definition "haxor"
U killed me in DoD, ur gay, and u hax.. im going to demo u fag..
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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Wiz Khalifa Day

wiz khalifa day" Fart Competition Day;

The official Wiz Khalifa Day started May 4th, ending May 4th yearly. For all to pass gas in an attempt to out stink each other.
Dude: Damn dude that shit was like super shitty, I couldn't breath for like over 2 minutes? It was definately wiz khalifa day worthy!

Other Dude: I ate Lots of cabbage and beans prior to coming. Must have been the cabbage, I worked hard on my stinch to be called wiz khalifa day worthy..

Dude: Ooooooo weeeeee, ran people off for at least four blocks, that fart sure was worth being called wiz khalifa day!
by The Master Wisdom November 26, 2010
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the day after tomorrow

A rather complicated and overly stupid and tiring way of saying "Wednsday".
Said by people who doesn't know how to say the days of a week, or who doesn't know which weekday it is.

An idiot trying to sounds dramatic and special.
"what are you doing on the day after tomorrow?"
"wednsday?"
"yeah, the day after tomorrow"
"Wednsday!...you're a retard"
by SuperWay July 16, 2006
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Save the day

When a group of intoxicated people pee in unison into a pool, ocean, river, etc.
Sam: Anybody need to save the day?

Chad: Yeah
Daren: Yeah, I'm drunk
Seth: Yeah
Geoff: No, I just peed. dammit
by factor54 January 5, 2011
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