Sitting here like a spring chicken 

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

Sitting here like a spring chicken by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks. 

The definition of the type of food you consume without minutes notices because it sounded good, only to quickly realize that you're going to have a rough time on the toilet when you wake up from your food-induced coma.

"Jeez, I could really go for one of those Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks."

"Dammit Bob, you know what happened to Jeremy!"

*mouth stuffed with cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks* "Wha?"

Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks. by Snoddas October 1, 2017

Beat you into a bucket of chicken 

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.

You fool, I'm gonna beat you into a bucket of chicken!

Beat you into a bucket of chicken by IGKYA53 October 5, 2021

Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken Roles 

When you've had a big long hard day in your Snickers s46 Stretch Workwear trousers and come home to Reece Doyle's ma and she makes you a big sloppy chicken role with a can of Irn Bru

My god, you should have seen the size of Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken roles! Gobbled it down with a can of Irn bru and a bitta Frank's hot sauce.

Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken Roles by Reece Doyle's Ma's ChickenRole July 3, 2022

whoper cream bacon onion flavored chicken cheez

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way

Outro
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)

hoi maety lets go eat soem whoper cream bacon onion flavored chicken cheez

whoper cream bacon onion flavored chicken cheez by ihackedyourfortniteaccount August 8, 2023

i am crying on the chicken 

When something is really incredible, when there are no other words to describe the situation

Minecraft is such a good game bro I am crying on the chicken...

i am crying on the chicken by vizelt April 23, 2024

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

A phrase simply referencing a Lion Pizza and a Chicken 🦁🍕🐔 there is nothing inappropriate about this and is definitely not a misheard gay Recontextualized Porn

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken

SAY IT AGAIN!
I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken
SAY IT AGAIN!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHI-KEN
SAY IT!
I'M A LION PIZZA CHICKEN
SAY ITT!
IM A 🦁 🍕 🐔
SAYY ITTT!!!
AH~ AH~ AH~

I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken by I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken October 5, 2024